Another little thing to remember :)
Ok so not much has been happening. As is evident in the lack of any real substantial posts. Pictures of random boliao things are a way of pretending I’ve been tumblr-ing industriously.
But no news is good news. And a little news is also good news I suppose but just a little more interesting.
Been doing some running and inflicting some damage to my knees. Trying to cycle and causing it to rain a lot. Frenziedly marking never-diminishing piles of worksheets. Finished a triathlon in 13/100 position. Snoozing a little too long every morning. Probably not getting enough sleep. Taking the mrt a little too often for my liking since the intolerable condition of public transport is contributing to more than 70% of my distress (yes that’s how happily uneventful life has been). Moderately overeating. Attended a few pointless meetings. Cooking bak kut teh soup, thereby rewriting world history. Generally feeling satisfied with life and I guess that’s more than enough for me.
So what have you been up to?
Citizens of the world, I think I may have found the most disgusting person who walks this planet. One who has no qualms about showing everyone half-chewed food from her mouth. But on the other hand, said appalling person is also going to get away with her murderous perversions because she happens to have the nicest racks (non-artifical category) too. And also, she has nice skin.
Note to self: YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS!
Though from this point of view she does look like she has some kind of small, black, tubular shaped projection at her crotch. Oh yes, right. More commonly known as a dick. Minus that.
The Rainmaker Cats on Bicycles
As quoted from an old and ugly not-so-wise man.. For something to happen ONCE out of the blue may be an accidental occurrence. TWICE is a coincidence. But when it happens THRICE there’s gotta be some kind of pattern there. This is getting so uncanny that you’ve got to see it to believe it.
Warm Breath
Thinking up funky and inspiring new ways to subtly tell the person standing too close behind me on a crowded train - to stop being a pesky social moron.
“Last I checked, you don’t look like Rober Downey Jr. And as such, i am not particularly enjoying the sensation of ur warm breath on my neck.”
“Huffing and puffing is fine if you were the Big Bad Wolf blowing down some pig’s house. But NOT fine if u’re standing at close proximity behind someone on the train.”
“Hi sir, lemme guess. Chicken rice lunch? The breathalyzer nanochip embedded at the back of my neck tells me so.”
There is a difference between an attractive girl and an attractive picture.
Next time you see a pic of a hawt girl, don’t be fooled.
Simple colour tweaking can do wonders..
And yes I do shameless think this is a nice picture of me!
To celebrate the 30th anniversaries of our 6th and 1st birthdays respectively.. WAHAHAHA NERF FTW!!
To the next person who feels tempted to accuse me of being anything more than a B.. Open ur eyes and look carefully! ROAR gonna defend my honour and fight you to the bitter end.
With some light and persistent encouragement, the pussy cat decided to tomcat-up and push a little. Timing for the 10km 2XU run this morning. Yay!
